Alicia's tit job makes baby jesus cry.

Alicia is in that train of thought that huge fake tits are hot, and make the owner of said fake tits hot. This couldn't be further from the truth.

When she walked into the plastic surgeon, did the conversation go like this:

Doctor: So what kind of tits would you like?
Alicia: I want them to be huge, undeniably fake and incredibly close together.
Doctor: So you don't want a pair just make them into one fake tit?
Alicia: Exactly. Ohh and one other thing, I would like the nipples to face towards the heavens

That's how I imagine it going. She got close to her dream.