Bad Tit Jobs

Hanna Hilton's fake tits in this gallery look like they belong to an 80 year old dead grandmother. Her face makes her look like shes in her 20's pan down and its all grandma. Her face looks photoshopped, but those tits are all natural fake tits. It's the usual one points east the other points north-west, so like a broken compass, thats 80 years old and has smoked 6 packs a day and has been stuffed with silicon. Hanna Hilton, more proof fake tits suck.

Let me start off by saying I love MC-Nudes and everything they put out, but last week they gave us some lame shit, and this week they give us this. I debated wither to put this up or not, but I need to.

So whats wrong with this? I can't figure out where these implants were put in, its either in her perfect nipples, or her gruesome naval. I couldn't really care less, but I'm betting belly button.

This is just another case of an extremely attractive chica getting a horrible boob job to fuck herself up.

I'm not sure if this is hard, but this is one horrible set of fake tits. The scars are so hot I am ready to run to the bathroom... and throw up. She must have gotten this tit job the same place our mascot Ms. Garrison got her fake tits. Whats sad is these tits exist in the real world. This boob job will haunt my dreams.

Hustler gave me this great gallery. I love the crease of her fake tits over the rest of her body, like a 80 year old saddle bag over a dead horse. Her skin color makes it look even worse. The rib cage action is also incredibly gross.

Amazing Ann has an amazing set of horrible fake tits. What did her tits look like before her boob job? I don't know, but they are had to have been better than this fake set. Another hot ass chick ruined by her fake boobs.

Let me run through the check list.

Fake Tits. Check.
Fake Lips. Check.
Fake Hair. Check.
Fake Leather. Check.
Fake Leather Face. Check.

I hope this lovely pr0n star sued over this botched tit job. The nipple reconstruction is fucking piss poor. Heres a free tip, don't go to Guatemala to get your boob job, because they will look like this.

Alicia is in that train of thought that huge fake tits are hot, and make the owner of said fake tits hot. This couldn't be further from the truth.

When she walked into the plastic surgeon, did the conversation go like this:

Doctor: So what kind of tits would you like?
Alicia: I want them to be huge, undeniably fake and incredibly close together.
Doctor: So you don't want a pair just make them into one fake tit?
Alicia: Exactly. Ohh and one other thing, I would like the nipples to face towards the heavens

That's how I imagine it going. She got close to her dream.

This one is a tough one for me, she is playing with a dildo in the gallery and she squirts, but the fact of the matter is that her boob job is brutal. I love the piercing, but talk about 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag.

Naughty Allie is hot, but her tits beg to differ. Her right fake tit is fine, but her left fake tit looks like it is trying to escape from her.